A month worth of quotes and a few snap shots of our Sneaky Pillow Jumper.
(Slides make him happy)
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O: Daddy, this toast is not tasty.
T: Oh yeah, what does it taste like?
O: Doors and trees. (referring to whole wheat bread)
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O: Mmmm-ooo-mmmm-mmmm-yyyyyyy!
T: It’s time to sleep. You don’t get a second book tonight.
O: I want mommy- I want to read.
T: You lost your chance tonight.
O: I want my chance back.
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O: Mom, these flowers are for you.
(And these are the most beautiful “flowers” I have ever received- look at that face!)
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O: Hey, I am going to ride my bike to Target.
R: All the way from our house.
O: Yep- to get toys.
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O: The bees make the honey. Then we go to WalMart and buy it.
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(Ask him to pose- this is what you get. And according to O- all sharks have two fins.)
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T: Where is the remote?
O: I ate it.
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O: Mom, where did these Cheetos come from?
M: Dillons
O: Who got them?
M: I did.
O: Oh, there are lots of special things at Dillons.
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(Look who got stuck then couldn’t figure out how to open the latch to the dog crate.)
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O: Where is daddy?
R: Downtown- working.
O: No, daddy is at his workshop.
R: He is? What workshop?
O: At the north pole. He works at Santa’s workshop.
R: Really? I didn’t know that.
O: Yeah, at Santa’s workshop.
(Pause) When I grow up I am going to be Santa.
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O: Papa, my tummy is getting tired.
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O: Cows make milk. Chocolate cows make chocolate milk. And apple cows make apples.
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O: Mommy, make that dragon talk.
(Mouthing with the toy dragon)
O: EAT YOUR FRIES.
(He is into a ventriloquism thing.)
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At a youth leadership meeting:
T: Owen, do you have a question?
O: Yes. I like spiderman.
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O: Mom look, all of my animals. (Looking at 4 of his stuffed toys)
R: Yep, and who are those animals?
O: This is the daddy, this is the mommy, this is the boyfriend, and this is the baby.
R: Whoa, the boyfriend?
O: Uh-huh, the boyfriend.
(Really? The boyfriend? Whose family is he modeling?)
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O: You be the baby t-rex and I’ll be the mama t-rex.
R: I thought I was the mama?
O: You don’t get to be the mama any more.
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O: Kyah?….K….Y….A….H?..KKKKKKKYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH?
R: Are you looking for your friend or your dragon?
O: My friend. I need to see her today.
(Getting a 3 year old to smile AND look camera= difficult.
Getting two 3 yr olds to do it= one of ten pics that turn out like this.)
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O: Ok, you be the rabbit and I will be the snake.
R: So does that mean you are going to eat me?
O: Yes, I saw it on yourtube.
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O: Mom, do you like the orange one or the black one?
R: The black one.
O: No, the ORANGE or the black one? (Holding the orange toy out to me. Guess he likes the black one.)
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Honestly, he says more things then I can keep up with. Just amazing (and scary) how he absorbs everything.
I love this kid- and can’t imagine life without him in it. Really, what did we do before he was around to entertain us?
